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Guy Hadida is an Israeli professional footballer who plays for Israeli club Maccabi Bnei Reineh.

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The Catalan Way, also known as the Catalan Way towards Independence, was a 400-kilometre (250 mi) human chain in support of Catalan independence from Spain. It was organized by the Assemblea Nacional Catalana (ANC) and supported by 14 nongovernmental groups. It took place in Catalonia on 11 September 2013, which is the National Day of Catalonia, known as Diada. Catalonia's Department of the Interior estimated the number of participants at about 1.6 million. The human chain followed the ancient Via Augusta, from Le Perthus to Vinaròs. According to Carme Forcadell, president of the ANC at that time, it was \"a symbol of the unity of Catalan people to achieve national sovereignty\".

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